One line retorts!

Past few days I heard a radio broadcast and a woman was being interviewed. She sounded as if a squirrel had bit her nuts and still was hanging there by the sheer will of its teeth.

Yup. Whine. It was the tone of her voice that raised my hackles and within 1 second of her statement, Tada!... My ISRS responded. (Inbuilt Sarcastic Response System.)

This was what she whined about:

"I mean, there is more to a relationship than just sex!"

My 1 second quick reply:

"Sure. There's anal too."


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